Renaissance fair

Today was the renaissance fair and I went with my mom and dad and Ellis. It was more fun than it has been because I knew what to expect. I love the shops there and the shows. We started off with the tortuga twins show which was hilarious. They did a comedy version of little red riding hood and choose and old lady for little red and a young woman with big boobs for the old grandma. They made a lot of enuendos that Ellis probably didn't understand but she still enjoyed it. We went to a lot of the shops and tried on masks and smelled incenses. Me and Ellis got flower wreath things to wear on our heads. Next year I want to dress up as a pirate wench but the outfits are really expensive. I also want to get one of the marti gras masks cuz they're really pretty. Mom wanted one of those lotion candles but they're expensive. There is a candle shop there and Ellis and I watched the guy make and carve a fancy candle while we waited for mom and dad to pee. It was so cool getting to watch him do it. Dad really wants one of the Disney candles he makes but they are about $80. They had nightmare before Christmas candles and mid evil ones that had dragons and castles. I wanted to watch glass blowing but we saw it last year and the hypnosis show was about to start. It was good and there was a guy that it really worked on. He ended up taking his shirt off and he was a bigger guy. Then the hypnotist made him put his head through the sleeve and wear it like a scarf. After that he gave everyone "happy juice" which made the people think they were drunk and the bigger guy started to try to talk and he only came out with goobly gook. It was hilarious. But then we needed to leave afterwards to go back home. I got a turkey leg for josh and a bowl of soup for me. When we got back everyone was coming over for Clemson party. Josh loved his turkey leg and now bear is munching on the bone. Today has been a great day.